Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
- Me during finals week: "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS."
- me on facebook: i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here
- me on twitter: probably shouldn't swear that much on here either
- me on tumblr: this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life