tyquil:

i feel like im watching dragon ball Z and goku is about to show up and fight final form neil degrassi tyson

(via fakehouseresidentt)

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

(Source: rabalogy, via fakehouseresidentt)

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

Black Widow can kill a man using just her thighs. Going down on her isn’t so much a sex act as a trust exercise.

(via ontinetine)

Tags: life goals

thehiddlestonerhangout:

I like to come to the source. Besides, the mutual jeopardy makes me feel safer. - Adam

thehiddlestonerhangout:

I like to come to the source. Besides, the mutual jeopardy makes me feel safer. - Adam

(via thelokidone)

  • daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
  • icarus:
  • icarus: im gonna fuck the sun
three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

(Source: princusbeau, via ididntknowaboutbarnes)

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

  • aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
  • taurus: they are fucking nerds.
  • gemini: defo the random outbursts
  • cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
  • leo: they're about 4'9"
  • virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
  • libra: weird ass laugh
  • scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
  • sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
  • capricorn: creepy fucking smile
  • aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
  • pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
lizclimo:

good thinkin

lizclimo:

good thinkin

(via tastefullyoffensive)

all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

(Source: profound-sins, via loki-is-the-sex)

captainofalltheships:

when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

(Source: meme-meme, via anniefantom)

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

(Source: , via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

(via godofbadweather)

mrasayf:

amateurlanguager:

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added

Russia strikes again

mrasayf:

amateurlanguager:

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added

Russia strikes again

(via marvelmar90)

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